Where I grew up the local grocery store , ShopRite, had a “can-can” sale every year where all canned goods were cheap as hell. My parents had a big walk in pantry in the basement that they would stock up during this sale. It was mainly gross canned vegetables and fruit cocktail but I wouldn’t be surprised if we had a…

Maybe if Trump had insulted Cruz’s soup before his wife, he wouldn’t have endorsed him.

How does it feel to be shit out his ass and thrown in the cold like a piece of trash? Eh, what the hell, I’ll leave this here for the younguns who need this bit of synchronicity in their lives:

Come on in, the soup’s fine!

Trump’s gonna show them this One Weird Trick that he guarantees will revitalize our economy*.

I can’t wait to have millions of minimum wage factory jobs at my fingertips again so I can never afford to pay off my student loans! Thank you president Trump!

Oh horseshit. Wikileaks has done one fucking thing and they just let the actual perpetrator out with a pardon. The organization has ruined any credibility it might have had, largely because of the antics of the ego-maniacal douche running it all. Julian Assange isn’t worried about leaving that embassy and disappearing…

Serious question: when is the last time a truly good movie got made? I’m thinking of Unforgiven, Glengarry Glen Ross, Kramer vs Kramer, Godfather I and II, or the original Manchurian Candidate.

Although many still do, technically any DV shelter receiving money under the Violence Against Women Act (which is most until Trump does his work) can not discriminate on the basis of gender. They can’t turn away men for being men. (This had been a major issue in the gay community, in the past.)

You know who does think he is guilty, though: Julian Assange

You know who is great at being Belgian??

I love him because he gave his salary for (at least) one of his movies to the crew working on it. He said something like, I have enough money that I could never spend it. I don’t need more. They deserve it.

I was excited until Johnny Depp.

Favorite Keanu Blind Item:

Reasons to love Keanu:
- When Octavia Spencer was first starting out in Hollywood, she was driving to an audition and had a flat tire. New to the area and not sure who to call, she was trying to figure out what to do about it, when a stranger came by and graciously helped her out. The stranger was Keanu, and they…

People who were alive when the poem was written! I’m going with the theory that he’s a vampire. Vampires love poetry. Just look at Spike.

I didn’t even know that I had such a deep crush on Keanu Reeves until I read that interview. Now I’m off to put my first name with his last name all over my notebook!

But I still believe for all the world that you are my precious little girl.

This is the blowback from that ridiculous “take him seriously, not literally”

you act as though anticipating changing market conditions is easy, or even possible at all in many cases.