I thought trump’s pet was that thing living on top of his head.

I wanted to post a picture of my Boston Sunny to confirm that all Bostons are indeed Very Good Dogs, but I don’t have one on my work computer. However, I will share that she is a very polite lady who always sits with her ankles crossed and she sings arias when she’s ready to eat or go outside.

It’s honestly very good.

I JUST SAID THIS! Sorry for yelling.... but he is obviously a man that doesn’t like dogs/animals. That speaks volumes.............. (he’s the devil, basically)

Ultimately ALL upholstered items are potentially murderous. That’s why at my house its polished concrete and thin glass sheets or GTFO. I want my furnishings honest at least.

He’s never had pets, has he? What does that tell you?

500 days of Lennu! Make it happen.

And with such dignity and... grace.

This quote is everything:

Chick Fillets Chick-Fil-A

Wow. Slick move.

It’s true, but think of those heavenly few seconds. And that zebra.

The flavor of Fruit Stripes is otherworldy, in that fake way that only gum flavors can be. Problem: That flavor lasts about 3 full, heavy molar grinds, then it’s gone like it never existed. This is why it’s bullshit, teasing gum. It’s broken my heart too many times to cut it any breaks.

Дурак.

Molly, I’m 50 and I still don’t feel like an adult. We’re all playing a game, and some people are better able to buy their own bullshit than others.

Almost 30, and worried about not being an Adult? I’m almost 53, have 2 teen aged daughters, a real job/career, and I still feel like I’m in Junior High most days. Except I go to bed way earlier now.

Nah, I think you should be afraid of anyone who lacks the ability to understand other viewpoints. What’s the Christian saying? The greatest sin is pride. Pride is dogmatic and places the self above others. It’s not a far jump from “I’m right.” to “What I think is what should happen.” to “Those who prevent my plans are…

Once legal weed sweeps the nation, they’ll call those bags what they are: ounce bags.

Do they not have tacos in Argentina?

Yes, I know CK is not BLM; I just used him by way of illustration because I remembered that Maher had criticized CK for making that statement (and may have done it in the same context as BLM).