Lolz, I think it’s somewhere between a wroooshhh and a booffffff and a whooompf....

I think you are closer to the truth than anything. I think he wants to be loved. 

Navarro smoked his little ass with a single Tweet.

YAASSSS! Back in my teen days when I was getting ready to be an overconfident bitch about something I would sit in front of my vanity table and play “Buenos Aires”, “Rainbow High” and “High Flying Adored”.

Aw, but it’s so touching that they are nesting by adding a theatre room to their mansion, as all new parents do.

I believe Fran said “ Trump is a poor person’s idea of what a rich person is like.” which is even more acerbic.

Well, we know that chickens can walk around headless for a good long time, so— clearly you CAN get a lot done at the office without a brain.

No lie: I recently saw a vehicle with a Trump sticker AND a Coexist sticker and my head almost exploded trying to figure that one out.

If you don’t care to engage, why reply to him in the first place?

And here is what you get for that:

Remember Dan Quayle? And remember that phony-baloney cowboy actor Ronald Reagan? Remember the disdain all sensible people had for the intellects of those guys?

It’s fine - Ms. Ryan can simply call on her good friend Frederick Douglass. I’m sure he’d be happy to set up the meeting.

That’s the thing these redneck motherfuckers will never understand. They’re so concerned about ISIS* that they elect a guy who basically makes their recruiting videos for them.

1/3 of Trump voters think the Emancipation Proclamation was a mistake.

Right after the election, I couldn’t shake that feeling everywhere I went. I kept eyeing people suspiciously, wondering, “Was it you? Were you one of the people who voted for them?” It was an awful, paranoid feeling. It went away after a few days, but it’s come back on full force this week.

“there’s ever been a president elected who in this short period of time has done what we’ve done.”

It’s hard to say how many states would be good. One state. Two states. See, two is more bigly than one, so it would seem to be better. But one is a better golf score than two. My golf courses are the most luxurious in the world. Especially the one in Scotland where they call me Mr. Brexit, they love me there. In…

Accept the things you cannot change, and change the things you cannot accept. The Orange Turnip Toilet falls into the latter category for me. Things that need to change. And as long as we counter him, there is hope.

Someone smarter than me pointed out that the damage a Pence presidency would surely do to LGBTQ rights, abortion rights, immigrants, etc. could all be relatively easily undone by the next Democratic administration. The damage a continued Trump presidency could do is far more serious and long-lasting. The alienation of…

To be fair, he’s only getting an early start because his impeachment will inevitably slow things down, re: campaigning.