Leftover chicken and garlic mashed cauliflower. This tweet is my life.

Hey when you have to let your neighbors know you live near them, how far are you legally obligated to go? Like just the street you live on or is it everything within X feet from your house? I bet apartment buildings would be especially tough.

How this nigga want to call himself Uncle Hotep but couldn’t even be bothered to spring for an Ankh necklace or some kente cloth? How is anyone supposed to take him seriously?

She & Kristen Bell & I can take a long lunch together. But that’s it.

I see the resident rape apologist is out and already starred. Fantastic. Here’s why I don’t buy that men “don’t understand what’s going on with women”: because it’s bullshit. There have been multiple studies that have proven over and over again that men do understand body language and non-verbal cues, they just choose…

It is fascinating to see all the male regulars around here posting that Pompeo is terribly gauche for hurting Dunaways feelings. So many knights in shining armor saving women from themselves! I mean don’t get me wrong, that comment probably stung Dunaway like a motherfucker, but it isn’t Pompeo who took the money out…

I think that reinforces the point though — the conversation here should be a lot more nuanced and handled more deftly. I’m in my 30s now and I know how to say no, but pretty much throughout my 20s as I explored my sexuality I consistently ran into situations that I didn’t know how to handle. There’s a lot of pressure…

He repeatedly ignored her clear verbal and non-verbal signals of non-consent and continued to pressure her into sexual activity. How is that not predatory behavior?

Maxine Waters. Kamala Harris. Stacey Abrams. Letitia James. That’s four Black women who have won contested elections to win major federal, statewide, and citywide seats. Four Black women who have very strong and established records in pushing for and ensuring progressive policies, and all of them are dynamic in their…

#TeamMandySinceForver

Hot take: Woody Allen is not, and never was, funny or clever. His movies are, and always have been, garbage.

Pictured: the defendant in the Kardashian lawsuit, post-assault.

Okay, but you can’t try to trade mark “this sick beat” and then bitch because someone else wants credit for their lyrics.

Peter Sarsgaard? I just Googled it. I couldn’t remember, either. I shall make a little think to remind me. Alexander is with a K, as in “kome to me, you hot little Ikea meatball”.

Heck, remember those movies Stallone was making a few years back with every withered, aging 80's action-movie star gleefully vamped for old-time’s sake?

That’s actually Taylor Swift’s cat, Olivia Benson.

It’s cute if you and your SO do it together at home and think it’s fun and hilarious. It’s nauseating if you tell people about it. It’s like staging a musical in a forest when nobody’s around, except nobody wonders if it makes a sound.