false! your arms are not actually very big; they just look large in comparison to your tiny, tiny legs.

Byrne is mad sexy.

Excuse me, no. Little Women is Professor Bhaer’s most famous film.

Yours are pac-man, these are more “missing piece” by Shel Silverstein, so grease my knees and fleece my bees!

“Katy Perry has been trying to buy a Los Angeles convent (maybe to live in??), only to be foiled repeatedly by a restaurant owner”

Faith with a healthy dose of skepticism is basically the tagline of Judaism.

“They’re socialists who want to change our way of life. Putting man above God and the government is our god. They are the Washington establishment. They want to keep everything the same so they don’t lose their position, power, and prestige.”

These are solid choices. Which is why Cap and Bucky choose each other.

I’m not gonna lie and say the whole idea of a white guy going to “the east” and all that was quite off-putting. That’s why I was pulling for other people to get the role.

Let me tell you what we’re not about to do as Capricorn Season approaches:

“for which I have already checked Fandango to buy tickets because I’ve never seen anyone smoke crack”

It’s not good to judge couples from afar, but Darren, you really f*cking blew it. She was so far out of your league, it wasn’t even funny. You don’t make an esoteric art film with Jennifer Lawrence. You make Oscar-bait films the way Scorsese did with DiCaprio, one after the other. Jennifer Lawrence as Amelia Earhart!…

I really wish there were more women writers on the AV Club. Not only does the reviewer fail to note the misleading marketing that led a lot of people to believe this would be a female-centric show, not only does he barely register the gratuitous use of sexual violence, nor is there any mention of the controversy…

I’ve already been flamed regarding my (correct) option of Reese’s Pieces today, so I shall refrain from telling y’all what I think of Dave Matthews.

CHECK OUT YA GIRL ALL LEGIT!!! DRINKS ON ME! And by drinks I mean seltzer water with lime.

Wait, you mean to tell me that Punk from I Love New York wasn’t excellent husband material? I, for one, am SHOCKED!

sorry, “Based on a thorough survey of the literature I have concluded that statistically speaking, men are trash.”

oh my god fucking murder them fucking all

*to the tune of “Be Our Guest”*

Certainly, the stuff he wrote was odious, misogynistic and promotes rape culture. But you can find rappers and pornographers, hundreds of them, who do this stuff every day, currently, and nobody around here bats an eyelash.