Because professionalism matters a little bit. And because it’s a weirdly entitled, discomfiting thing to do. An office isn’t a pool, yoga studio or dojo.

this version was waaaay better.

He has the raw sexual energy of a baby bird.

I read it just fine. Maybe chill the fuck out?

Imagine being so sure to offend women that at parties you now just freeze in place.

The menz are TERRIFIED ladies!!! WE HAVE THEM ON THE RUN

No Hillary supporter but the same method that secured Barack the nomination secured Hillary the nomination. Please yes let’s keep arguing about this shit with vital elections next week in NJ and VA. All this shit to sell a fuckin book. Jesus wake up people. Oh can Donna explain to Bernie and his Bros why he did so…

“queer people, people of colour, and women”

It is also the best reason why you cannot marry your current love interest.

She was Wonder Girl. I think she did some movies after that.

“There is no “white privilege”; only “financial privilege”. That is the privilege Bernie Sanders seeks to destroy, which completely flies over your head in your effort to be sensitive to minorities.”

Nah. Criticizing Bernie doesn’t mean you’re implying that Hillary is better. Criticizing the way he talks about race doesn’t mean you’re implying that social democracy is the wrong way to go.

...the most attractive celebrity couple in history.

There’s no reset once they start naming they kids whole states

Praise dance. Definitely praise dance.

He must have watching a Family Ties marathon.

Misogyny is not unique to men, Ellen.

My granddaddy always told me not to trust a black man with no facial hair.

#ProTip: It ain’t the feminism, homie.