Don’t forget:

I think you mean Courtney Cardashian.

What’s even more ridiculous is the idea that, for trans women, there is some arbitrary point during transition at which one’s nipples suddenly become dangerous and in need of sequestering.

I’m sorry, what?
Classic quid pro quo sexual harassment at work is the fucking slippery slope? Are you kidding me? Or did I just miss the obvious sarcasm?

Election Night: 2016

The best part of this will be seeing black children sporting Panther gear and realizing they too, can be heroes, in ways that Falcon and WarMachine didn’t.

Oh dear. No. No no no. Especially with the mustache here. He looks like he’s two seconds away from trying to lure her into his van.

Nevada has been blue for awhile now, y’all

Especially since she spelled it, “Fuckish-me”.

Supremacists love pitting minorities against each other. To her, the Japanese are an ‘honorable’ people, because there was no rioting or looting after the Fukushima disaster (which, you know, came after a tsunami). But because there was looting after, say, Katrina, obviously black people are to blame as somehow being…

Well the good Japanese people didn’t loot or burn stores down just cause the fukushima nuclear reactor had a melt down... like “we” would have done.

Dontchaknow? That was Obama’s fault too...

And the subtle antisemitism of blaming slavery on the Jews was revelatory. It’s rare to find respectability, white supremacy, Jew hate and Muslim hate right next to each other, without a new paragraph or anything. Well played, Nancy. Well played.

“Go back Africa...” Check

Sam Elliot.

1. Coffee

Who in the hell is talking up Crown Royal Apple??? Protip: if it’s fruit flavored brown liquor, it’s trash

James Gunn already won.http://variety.com/2017/film/news/james-gunn-emotional-letter-sexual-predators-hollywood-1202584394/

I remember the theme music and that it came on after Arsenio. Totally soft soft core. Like VIP.