.341 probably wasn't the only thing this girl blew last night.

I'M IN LOVE!!!

Good grades, blonde, and a .341? Looks like someone just ended Miguel Cabrera"s attempt to win back to back triple crowns.

Baby Got BAC

That's a ridiculous way to practice team building.

When will these dipshits ever learn that their twitter is going to be seen by more than just their friends? They will get it one day. When they are men. When they are 40.

Good for him. Fuck the NCAA

At the UGA-South Carolina game last year, some wise soul had a "Mark Richt Suspended My Other Sign" poster.

The “Mark Richt turned my 5 star sign into a 3 star sign” is absolute gold.

No, I am pretty sure it was that kid who was born in a manger; went from Nazareth to Bethlehem and was showered in Frankincense and myrrh.

This is my fucking life.

In keeping with Wolverine tradition, the kids never ventured very far past midfield.

"Uhh... Someone said there would be snacks."

Did someone say 350-pound Marlin?

Looks like he has another 2.5 feet.

"How much farther can Titus Young fall?"

David Wright: [Views gif on iPad.]

She's implying that her ass is the best ever, a fact made more obvious after she took the worlds best #2 and swapped it out for a Pippen jersey.

Look At This Fucking Stripster

"This seems like a fitting time to remind you that Coors Light is the official beer of your Colorado Rockies. Please drink responsibly."