Actually, the Marlins have closed off every section in the ballpark except the one directly behind home plate.

Clearly this is photoshopped, I mean look at all those fans.

If you think they're dancing now wait and see what they do when Rich Rod gets fired.

Joe Flacco would be that guy in a group of friends that orders soup when they all go out to eat

Oh man, this a worthless waste of a distraction.

Once again it looks like Alabama will produce another front runner for the miss America pageant.

role tide

Found him.

But the guy in the green shirt holding up his hands perfectly matches the description of a 230 pound black man! I'm at a loss

Hmm. Yeah. Wish I had written something like that.

This is the closest the Jays will be to getting 7 1/2 back.

Sounds like Ray Lewis will fit right in at ESPN.

Tomorrow on NFL Countdown: Kaepernick might be the greatest of all time, but is he "elite?"

The NFL really needs a new commissioner. I say they go with Antonio Cromartie, he never pulls out.

But the players are so polite when they help the ball carrier up and apologize for the helmet-to-helmet hit.

Braun: "I have no one to blame but myself. But, let's be honest, 9/11 certainly didn't help matters."

I think he meant "Operation Patient".

Everyone knows Pavel prefers the 5-hole but this may be a bit much.

God, the only thing worse than Darren Rovell is Clay Travis writing about how much he likes Darren Rovell.

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