Injecting race into it in the first place might have helped.

I am surprised he didn't have to pay an extra fee, you know, for all his emotional baggage...

Nate blows by old lady in yellow.

I know it's the off-season, but Nate really needs to work on his handles. That last one was clearly a carry-on.

Everybody is wrong. :09 second mark, Running back Otis Armstrong #24.

Damn, I'd always heard that Purdue had a dynamite engineering school, but I had no idea they were this proficient at producing tools.

Well, we know it wasn't in that water fountain scene.

Found him!

They say bordum gets the best of us Sooner or later.

Ummm yeahhh... if you could just put the movie grade at the top so I don't have to scroll all the way to the bottom THAD BE GREAT.

I'd figured the conversations at Deadspin HQ mostly revolved around how soon you had to wait until you could fuck with the page design again.

Holy shit, actual sources?

Authorities have ruled out foul play, due to the fact that it happened in the upper deck during a baseball game

It looks like Dan Uggla's batting average isn't the only thing plummeting at Turner Field.

"Over the line!"

That's great for West Chicago. But over on the South side, 147 shots in 5 minutes is actually pretty standard.