The “Mark Richt turned my 5 star sign into a 3 star sign” is absolute gold.

No, I am pretty sure it was that kid who was born in a manger; went from Nazareth to Bethlehem and was showered in Frankincense and myrrh.

This is my fucking life.

In keeping with Wolverine tradition, the kids never ventured very far past midfield.

"Uhh... Someone said there would be snacks."

Did someone say 350-pound Marlin?

Looks like he has another 2.5 feet.

"How much farther can Titus Young fall?"

David Wright: [Views gif on iPad.]

She's implying that her ass is the best ever, a fact made more obvious after she took the worlds best #2 and swapped it out for a Pippen jersey.

Look At This Fucking Stripster

You mind if I get in on this?

"This seems like a fitting time to remind you that Coors Light is the official beer of your Colorado Rockies. Please drink responsibly."

Actually, the Marlins have closed off every section in the ballpark except the one directly behind home plate.

Clearly this is photoshopped, I mean look at all those fans.

If you think they're dancing now wait and see what they do when Rich Rod gets fired.

Joe Flacco would be that guy in a group of friends that orders soup when they all go out to eat

Oh man, this a worthless waste of a distraction.

Once again it looks like Alabama will produce another front runner for the miss America pageant.

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