Found him.

But the guy in the green shirt holding up his hands perfectly matches the description of a 230 pound black man! I'm at a loss

Hmm. Yeah. Wish I had written something like that.

This is the closest the Jays will be to getting 7 1/2 back.

Sounds like Ray Lewis will fit right in at ESPN.

Tomorrow on NFL Countdown: Kaepernick might be the greatest of all time, but is he "elite?"

The NFL really needs a new commissioner. I say they go with Antonio Cromartie, he never pulls out.

But the players are so polite when they help the ball carrier up and apologize for the helmet-to-helmet hit.

Braun: "I have no one to blame but myself. But, let's be honest, 9/11 certainly didn't help matters."

I think he meant "Operation Patient".

Everyone knows Pavel prefers the 5-hole but this may be a bit much.

God, the only thing worse than Darren Rovell is Clay Travis writing about how much he likes Darren Rovell.

@darrenrovell

Injecting race into it in the first place might have helped.

I am surprised he didn't have to pay an extra fee, you know, for all his emotional baggage...

Nate blows by old lady in yellow.

I know it's the off-season, but Nate really needs to work on his handles. That last one was clearly a carry-on.

Everybody is wrong. :09 second mark, Running back Otis Armstrong #24.

Damn, I'd always heard that Purdue had a dynamite engineering school, but I had no idea they were this proficient at producing tools.

Found him!