They say bordum gets the best of us Sooner or later.

Ummm yeahhh... if you could just put the movie grade at the top so I don't have to scroll all the way to the bottom THAD BE GREAT.

I'd figured the conversations at Deadspin HQ mostly revolved around how soon you had to wait until you could fuck with the page design again.

Holy shit, actual sources?

Authorities have ruled out foul play, due to the fact that it happened in the upper deck during a baseball game

It looks like Dan Uggla's batting average isn't the only thing plummeting at Turner Field.

"Over the line!"

That's great for West Chicago. But over on the South side, 147 shots in 5 minutes is actually pretty standard.