Holy shit.

On a team full of stars in Zetty, Pavel and Howard, Tatar is my favorite player. Good for him.

"That was a total FLOP!!!"

Pavel, Pavel A young man's strange, erotic journey from the ice to the streets.

Absolutely.

So much smarm. Hastings is just smarming it to pieces.

So much smarm. Hastings is just smarming it to fucking pieces.

Honestly, kinda impressed that Paul Finebaum knew how to fill out the other conferences.

Sit the (bleep) down! I'm the coach of this (13-letter word) team! When you're on the bench, don't (bleeping) move!

Talk about going deep on 3rd and inches.

"The delivery on that joke looks a little off."

Should read: "Gronk tanks Planes and Cars are Time Machines"

"Gotta support the team."

Is that Denard Robinson?

You could probably get paid the same amount of money, but with a few more blows to the head.

So much for remaining incognito

"Yeah but what's his QBR?"

Wait for it... wait for it...

Yeah but let's see him go left.

Clearly, you're well versed in sarcasm.