P is stored in the blocks.

Your father was Ted Dibiase? 

Oh no! Not sham endorsements!

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

I prefer Andre, the Beer of Champagnes

“yips at routine tasks” - I drive a manual transmission, and have for YEARS. I still panic slightly every couple of weeks at a red light when i start thinking of the mechanics of it and when you push the clutch and what have you...then the light turns green and off I go. It’s weird, but I also think about getting into…

I thought I overheard Carol Channing having sex.

This bird is really hoping you didn’t notice that fart.

Weird flex, but OK... 

Please tell me you wrote this while dressed in a barbershop quartet outfit.

Pore Britt.

On the positive side, Hockenson gets to flounder in your system for four years before the Texans pick him up and make him an perennial pro-bowler, so at least you have that going for you.

“...a Game 7 that a whole country is desperately clinging to as a final hope.”

Someone once said about these uniforms “I like these! They are sleek, both contemporary and reminiscent of New York’s last great architectural era (art deco)“

“They had five different quarterbacks. They had Alex Smith, Josh Johnson, Mark Sanchez...Some guy named Peeboo Horshake. They had Count Chocula AND Frankenberry! Two times founding father Alexander Hamilton started and for three quarters Lin-Manuel Miranda filled in for him!
They had Mac of Mac and Me throwing three…

No, but you could probably get a good deal on a slightly used toy Yoda.

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

Ironically, Felix Jones was behind the register

I’m holding out for “Mirror Fight 2: Hospitalized Drewgaloo”

I always thought it was telling me to go to McDowell’s