Planes hand-crafted from locally sourced metals and heirloom plastic.

It’s a pretty obscure airframe. You’ve probably never flown in it.

Your argument (I’m being real fucking generous here) requires the assumption that this is somehow a source of journalism.

the Autocado can be loaded with up to 25lbs. or ripe avocados

I am trying to figure out what actor he looks like. It’s driving me nuts.

Dude, it looks like they fed a bunch of prompts into Midjourney.

Thank you for that.

Generative Fill: The Movie 

And Texas has Columbia scattered all over the countryside.

“As part of our comprehensive safety protocols, all rides, including Fury 325, undergo daily inspections to ensure their proper functioning and structural integrity.”

Trump voters are vermin.

Best workaround (if your location has both:)

“Oh, yeah, it’s all fine!”

I doubt that there will be any OceanGate assets left after settling the lawsuits from the families of those lost. Waivers be damned, a jury will absolutely hold OceanGate accountable.

Hopefully OceanGate is going to pay the millions of taxpayer dollars wasted on this “mission”

There’s no good way to die but this has to be near the top of the list of worst ways to go and it’s all because assholes with money are so fucking numb to life that they just have to keep upping the ante in pursuit of new “experiences” to give their dead souls some semblance of a sensation. It starts with stupid…

Unfortunately, rogue elements of the (((WOKE MOB))) illegally hooked their nefarious solar panels and wind turbines into Texas’ precious, protected grid as an act of terrorism.

The picture of that hot dog makes me physically ill. Not because I don’t think mayonnaise is acceptable on hot dogs. But because I, personally, think mayonnaise is the vile jizz of beelzebub sent to earth to destroy all mankind. It does’t “belong” on anything. Still, even I know the rules for toppings are not…

I have to disagree with y’all. Mayo doesn’t belong on anything. Neither does Miracle Whip or sandwich spread, for that matter. It goes against all things sensible.