What if your nose gets congested in the night?

As a wegovy user, I look forward to the legal commercials of the future that are like “If you or someone you loved took semaglutide containing drugs between 20xx and 20xx and developed xxx, xxx, xxx symptoms call us today.”

A problem with the capsule is even more concerning.

These two people are going to die today.

Also, to me it would seem to affect your credit there would be an implied contract for payment for services rendered. Where’s the contract here?

Doesn’t an unpaid debt imply a contract for the debt? These guys don’t have a contract with you to pay the debt, and they’re not authorized by the government to issue the tickets...so how do they send anything to collections?

I lost 50% of my body weight on wegovy. If you pair it with some lifestyle changes, you achieve some dramatic results.

The (mostly) realistic portrayal of space physics, save for the engines, is worth it alone.

Why do these kind of extreme procedures when there are things like Wegovy and Zepbound. They don’t have all that severe side effects, probably certainly not as bad as burning off your stomach lining, and they work. 

Hearing conversations in another room couldn’t possibly be abused.

Here’s looking at looking at you Kidde.

I wonder how much of these payments mysteriously ended up in the sheriff’s pockets.

You could just buy a mac.

This thing is a deathtrap.

I have an original 8GB iPhone on my desk, and it still works fine. The only thing is it has a passcode I don’t recall.

It would appear they do not...

This AI specializes in smoking cigarettes, drinking wine, carrying baguettes, and general malaise.

Xanax

AT&T: Reach out and piss off on someone.

I’m looking forward to this tool becoming important for millions of users, and Google killing it.