If you had told 13 year old me that of the two, Toyota would be making the cars that enthusiasts want and the other would be focused solely on dog owners from Vermont, I would not have believed you.

Slow clap for this.  Damn near choked on my lunch.

It makes sense they gave it no access to open water.

How The Expanse didn’t make this list, i’ll never know.

Turn it into a gay cruise

That thing will be totally overrun by spam accounts using stolen pictures of models to trick conservatives into handing over money within 6 months. 

Stop sitting side-by-side. I, at the next table, sitting across from my spouse, like a normal person, do not want to have to see both of you on either side of her head, staring directly at me every time you get bored or are chewing.

Pedialyte and Alka Seltzer. Don’t listen to Beth, it doesn’t have to “cure” your hangover, just make it better. The version of me that is hydrated, has his stomach settled, and has taken pain killers feels 10 times better than the initial hungover as fuck version of me (even if not magically “cured”). Also, spicy…

Having recently rented a wedding venue, I can say that $1300 / hr is pretty well in line with a nicely appointed rustic barn or a decent urban event space. Catering and bar costs stack on top of that.

People in the spectrum also likely experience cognitive empathy more than anything else — you can tell because when someone discusses an experience, they will also share their own experience as a way to show they have gone thru something similar — but, at times, other people see this as a narcissistic trait — when in…

...and yet it all ends in pain and sadness in the closest restroom.

That’s semi-homemade and needs a homemade cocktail that is 90% vodka.

You’re underestimating the value of a system that doesn’t require literacy.

an assload of laxatives

I used to do work like this. we had a guy at the docks that would call when a container ship full of TV/VCR combos would come in, he would tell me what truck and what highway it was on

This is a little bit The Tesla of Thesius, but that last battery pack is really impressive.

These people are thieves, and probably thieves for an organized crime ring that is making bank on these stolen goods.

I should’ve stopped reading the first time Erin offered excuses for criminal behavior. But I kept reading and found more of it.

This weird apologist take is just bad. These people are thieves, stealing things from OTHER people who legitimately bought something despite the poor economy. This isn’t a stick-it-to-bezos thing. This is impacting folks like you and me who work to pay their bills, then get their hard-earned shit stolen by someone who…

You know, i just thought about something.