Yeah that was my first thought too. This would have been content they could produce outside of the writer’s strike. Idiots.

Annual Busch Gardens Visitors: 4M
Annual Disney World Visitors: 58M

I don’t typically side with megacorporations, but I do hope Disney keeps repeatedly kicking Ron Desantis squarely in the dick.

Calling it now. In 2025, you’ll be able to get a super bundle of streaming services including Max/Discovery, Hulu/Disney, Netflix, Paramount+, and Peacock for $75/mo, with all content available through one interface, and it will be called Cable+.

The upgrades could give Apple some stiff competition in this space, as Android devices far outnumber the hardware Apple has out in the wild, potentially leading to improved accuracy and a wider reach.

I have zero trust that whatever I tip on those screens actually goes to the employees. 

The black “Gushers” makes me think of crude oil. I don’t think that was a good color choice.

It can be both.

HOLY DIABEETUS, BANANAMAN! 3 cups of sugar and 2 cups of flour. But, it does sound delicious.

I think the Kia Telluride already is starting to look dated.

Ina Garten’s shit is legit.

I bail if I have to scroll for seven days to get past the the anecdotes about their children or dear old grandma. It might be a great recipe, but I don’t care about your life or your ad revenue enough to use it. 

Nothing says death and resurrection like Tony’s chocolonely eggs.

When I lived on the coast I once hosted a group of out-of-towners from the midwest. I asked them where they wanted to eat and the consensus by far was red lobster, which they had in their city. I told them it was closed for renovation, which was true, and took them to Fleet Landing which was a restaurant on the wharf.…

Here’s to hoping the new guys have something better than kinja. Also, people need to lay down the ax regarding salt. Not everyone is in the same salt-sensitive boat with regard to their health, get tested, and pour on the salt.

On the plus side, you got a free neutering.  The neuticles cost extra though.

If only the lungs had taste receptiors.

How much diarrhea can one expect from these volcano options?

I’d be bummed if I paid $5k for that.

Why is Arkansas, chicken and Walmart central, getting fucked relative to its neighbors?