Which makes the taping... illegal?

That 3% battery charge bothers me more than anything mentioned in the article.

Dave, not now

This may be the most rational thing I’ve ever heard from a Pats fan.

Buried lede: they make Butterfinger Reese’s cups???

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Damn. I scrolled back up and now I see the paint. Thank you!

Did you just all lives matter me

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

He’s a good teen

Vigilante teen is a strong black principled teen, and we’ve all seen this movie before.

Vigilante teen is a good teen.

The Yankees are just pissed that somebody has found a way to bring food into the stadium.

Fellow Democrats: if you want more liberal-leaning people at the top of the ticket, you need to vote more liberal people in down the ticket. That means showing up for primaries, that means actually knowing people’s policy positions, that means writing to your representatives about issues, that means grass-roots…

People won’t be as upset about this when they realize he was planning to use all the parts of any Buffalo he got.

Blame the Cardinals for continuing to lose.

What an incredible moment, and if Bartolo happened to groove that for him, well that just reaffirms his status as the Champion of Everything.

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

You have to love the ref kicking the shit out of the guy.