Yeah, I’m pretty sure you could copy this article, find-and-replace the show and talent names with basically any FSN program with zero loss of accuracy.

This is so spot on. I think of Buddy Ryan the same way as I do Barry Goldwater. He was the founder of a movement based on mythology more than reality, yet was able to create a fervent following of that mythology by tapping into the ugliest facets of their character. Every Eagles fan who thinks Buddy Ryan was a great…

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

Glad to see Dellavedova playing some pickup games to stay in shape this offseason.

Pete Carroll when asked for life advice: Pass

This is lazy journalism. I mean, no quote from Pete Carroll?

Klay Thompson and Steph Curry were not the same sharpshooters after Harambe was killed.

Jet fuel can melt teams.

Super Bowl 42. Bill Belichick leaving the field early after his team's loss was a forgone conclusion. Close second is the 1999 NCAA Championship game when UCONN beat Duke.

Great. God wasn’t going to let LeBron come this far without a victory. Unlike four previous times when God wanted someone else to win.

Bob Ley, Holly Rowe, Jeremy Schaap, Pam Ward, Bruce Bowen, Linda Cohn, Joe Tessitore, Stan Verett, Sean McDonough, Andy North, SVP, Doris Burke, Bill Barnwell, Beth Mowins, Darren Cahil, John Clayton, Jessica Mendoza, just to name a few. * (keep adding more by responding to this)

[*Edit- Simmons could be talking about…

Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

The Yard Goats played home games at Dodd Stadium in Norwich

You know what?

From the ashes, they will rise.

Probably the hospital.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.