A bleary-eyed Phelps continued, while opening a third bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, "Muhammad Ali was the dude from Back to the Future, right?"

Airfield elevation was 6,370ft msl.

I knew the struts didn't look right for a Piper, but I was convinced that the rear windows were too "Cub-like" to be something else. (N773C '47 Stinson 108-3)

I refuse to turn into a robot, regardless of the location, unless I am allowed to make the noise.

To be fair, the iPad was secured to the wheel. And no matter what it is that hits you, when you go from 70mph to 0mph, in a fraction of a second, it's going to hurt.

I was thrown off by the "modern planes like this."

Obviously, God likes Kellie Wells better.

Looks like a 1950s Piper — PA-16/-20/-22 or similar.

Not a "modern" plane.

Now, There's a raging fire in my heart, tonight

Dear lord, the photography (well, the lighting, to be exact) in that video is atrocious.

Rockwell is a blow-hard. Doesn't mean all of his writings are bad… but much of it isn't good.

Since at least 1992 (which is the earliest I have any recollection of it), 'Fox 1'indicates SARH, 'Fox 2' IR and 'Fox 3' an AR launch. 'Guns' is self explanatory.

I pity those amongst us with only two-tenths of a dick.

In the new version, the Tauntaun shoots first.

In the new version, the Tauntaun shoots first.

Looking at the top picture, I was thinking, "nice, clean Mustang…" until I noticed the funny c-pillar and the chrome rails on the rear quarters.

Pass with impunity.

Because it costs less to manufacture a 4GB drive than a 16GB drive.

I'm guessing you've never had to deal with PayPal when there's an issue with your debit card?