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Bro reeking of Axe: “How would you like me down in your panties?”

Unfortunately the sickest burn I’ve ever heard was directed at me by my five-old-nephew. So during March break a year ago my parents and I were looking after him for my brother and sister-in-law. We took him to the Royal Botanical Gardens one day and on our way back as I’m buckling him into his car seat this happens:

I don’t know if this is better or worse for being at a Renaissance Faire, but here goes!

I saw a pretty good burn either here or on Gawker a few months ago. Some jerk was going off on commentators calling everybody stupid and poorly educated. Part of his post was “Their are so many retards here”.

Apparently my great grandfather burned my Dad really bad. When my dad brought my mom over for the first time, he was gushing about her to the family and said that my mom was really smart. My great grandfather replied "She can't be too smart, she's dating you."

Me: God, all you do is bitch moan and complain. I don’t even have any girlfriends that complain as much as you do!

My then-roommate and I were at a bar and a guy came up to her and said in the most cheesy, oily voice you can imagine, “Hey, just to save some time: how would you like your eggs in the morning?”

Ooh, this one will be fun! The first story coming to my mind is one I have told on here before, but I’m sure it will be new to most of you:

I’m not saying it was (or will be) an easy bug to fix, but when you decide to charge full price for a brand-new version of a game, you had better have a good reason for why this wasn’t addressed.

I know I’m sick of whiners complaining about new, popular games being covered.

*silence*

There's going to be a lot of words written about this trailer. Analysis and frame by frame and all that good stuff. But I only need to say one thing.

Or just get a Vita. The Shield doesn’t have Persona 4 Golden.

Does it charge me 4.99 to watch or is it included.

Avid Garden Warfare player here (only two trophies away from my platinum): get the game. It's SO GOOD. If it could be compared to anything, it'd be a 3rd person Battlefield (a few of the game modes are directly Battlefield-influenced) more so than a CoD or Gears of War.

Avid Garden Warfare player here (only two trophies away from my platinum): get the game. It's SO GOOD. If it could…

Apparently they call it the “crypt” because it’s filled with dead presidents.

Never has a game made me feel like such an ass as that moment when I was like” Fuck you and your big ass mace!” only to walk up to the maiden and ebfore I can attack she just looks up at you.”You killed all that mattered to me. Are you happy now? Here have your precious soul.” and kills herself. I think I sat there…

“Sorrow and guilt”