I didn’t get the twist or the joke...
So the basic complaint here is they didn’t correctly guess what you wanted, and you didn’t tell them.
I have not worked at GameStop, but I have worked at retail for 8 years and your problem is entirely your own doing.
the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.
It’s easy to see why this is—the developers obviously wanted to put a carrying limit on the item and 0.1 pounds is the smallest unit in the game—but still.
Real talk: Thanksgiving turkey ain’t all that. The skin is good (especially if you roast a second time in the oven separately) and the carcass is great for stock. But the main event meat? I’ve never found turkey satisfying, much less have it reach craveable heights. Even if you find the concept of Thanksgiving dinner…
I want to think Miyazaki has dark enough humor to simply have “You Died” as his epitaph.
Starred for Dark Tower reference username solidarity.
That would be a Lifetime Completion Award.
jarred marinara sauce
no-boil lasagna noodles
haa haa haa. you sold me.
There once was a racist from Nantucket
Who couldn’t get anyone to suck it
He said with a sob as he finished the job
“My junk is so small, I’ll just tuck it.”
“Oh god! There’s a cat in that burning building!....... Ah! I know what to do!” *Throws another cat into burning building* “Now they won’t be alone.”
Man, I wish the co-oping would be easier in this game.
Black & Dicker?
Gun manufacturers don’t make laundry detergent.
I have a strong feeling that BR will not only hurt Epic’s other games, it will also very likely kill the basic Fortnite someday.
I’m sure women can probably fuck things up like us if we just give them the opportunity. Women can do anything.
Steve Bannon is pissed the show wasn’t called Mad about Jews.
THIS is how you deal with Tucker Carlson.