I'm so glad I could effectively communicate the absolute, butt-crazy that I was feeling. Sitting there, shoulder-deep in that garbage bag, like I was impregnating livestock with my popcorn minimum-wage rage, was the most deeply satisfying thing I've ever done.

I am popcorn Santa! Thank you for spreading my message. May you all have free boxes of popcorn, forever.

It’s the only time all season the Cubs will be anywhere near number 1.

Matthew Mercer is now Kanji and he did a great job as Kanji in Persona Q, Ultimax, and Persona 4: The Animation.

My former boss was ranting about how a female co-worker had to leave early to pick up her sick child from school. “It’s irresponsible. I have a kid and you don’t see me ever having to go pick her up because she’s sick.”

I work for a big utility company in a technical position, and I am one of 6 women in a group of over 30 people. The majority of the company’s 23,000 employees are male, and the overwhelming majority of women in the company work in administrative support, clerical, or other non-technical roles. The culture can be…

Exactly. This is great news if each campaign is pretty long, but a pretty raw deal if they are relatively short. (I think it’s pretty unlikely that each campaign will be as long as awakening though, it was relatively long for a Fire Emblem game, particularly due to all the stuff you could do on the side. I’ll be happy…

"I won't have you acting like a bulldog in a China Shop!"

Judge: "Sustained.. Mr Ruff, please stop hounding the witness."

This might be hyperbole, but I feel like Dog Attorney could be the best game ever. Imagine the puns!

"OBJECTION! Prosecution is barking up the wrong tree, your honour!"

I would play the shit out of Phoenix Ruff.

Yeah, saw one so far, looks like messengers messages, says to ring a bell to summon help. Works fine in offline mode. As you go down the stairs towards the BSB, it's on the right by some rocks. You must have had to meet and friend that priest guy around the back of the church in lower cathedral ward. Makes the fight a…

And if you've played Subspace Emissary, then I'm sure you're familiar with this non-canon Ganon Cannon.

This is Ganon, of course.

I'm tempted to dupe my bullets and potions.

A few years ago I had a coworker who would trade some of her EBT balance for things like diapers and stuff. Not legal but sometimes people do what they gotta do to get by. :(

• Xenoblade Chronicles 3D — 3DS

SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!!