Until you realize that many women dress and decorate to impress other women, and not men. And that makeup, like other forms of creation, is fun.

And then you grow up and realize that body decoration is human and that there isn’t a culture in the world that doesn’t send messages through appearance. No make up or layer in on an inch deep—it is all a form of self expression.

On the other hand, I come from a very white family that maintained the standard, pernicious Cherokee princess myth, and when my brother got tested we found out our family had more Neanderthal blood in us than anything else besides white folks. So, not everyone has a lengthy history of hidden white-passing ancestors,…

Oh god there are already three other “not unusual” jokes. I'll let myself out.

Obligatory XKCD is obligatory.

I think the joke is that she is magical and can make people walk because she’s a fairy/witch/whatever, not making a joke at the expense of handicapped people.

My uncle wasn’t even phased by it. His reaction was basically simple annoyance that he’d been pulled away from his important cases over some dumb trees and a few hacked up deer. If I’d been there, I would have burst into tears and pooped myself simultaneously.

If we’re basing it on tattoos, his brand/image appears to be trapper keeper that’s been in the family for generations. “Aww” fits right in!

I think he secretly wanted to get arrested, otherwise he wouldn’t have been sitting like that.

May those of us who have never sucked a dick or dove deep into a pussy cast the first stone.

She’s not wrong. It looks like it would steal french fries off your plate.

No one should be allowed to breed any animals, period. There are enough damn cats and dogs on this planet to last us awhile. People who breed cats and dogs are pieces of shit.

I was really hoping your pom was named Pom Tetty.

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No one cares about your stupid boner.

LOL Redheads have some of the creepiest stans, second only to Asians.

I can’t quite get my head around the contradictory desire among so many white people to be racist but not be called racist.

She had to spend 9 years pretending to find Kevin James funny/charming/attractive. She has suffered enough.

The ones that were the size of the iPod had a fraction of disk space. The ones that had similar disk space were 1.5x the size of a Discman (i.e. the Nomad). They all had incredibly bad Software while the iPod had the clickwheel. And they used USB1, which took days (literal days) to fill the 5gig of space, while the…

What I found astonishing was the offended manchildrens’ failure to understand that many of the rabid fans of the original were women. This remake isn’t “for women” any more than the original was “for men”. It’s the same old falsehood rearing it’s head again; that female protagonists are for a strictly female audience,…