Jesus, the restaurant industry. I’ve had ~20 jobs and the only ones I've been harassed at were restaurant jobs. Like, all of them.

It also used to be thicker! When I’m picking a magazine, I’m not going to pay $5 on one that’s like, 20 pages long. That’s not a magazine, that’s a catalogue.

Finally realized what Ashton’s Twitter handles is supposed to be. Always read it as “A Plusk,” which obviously makes no sense.

Yo, *everyone* looks back on their high school yearbook and cringes. Also that is an absurd priority.

Pete raped his neighbor's German au pair in Season 3.

Pete raped his neighbor's German au pair in Season 3.

New Years Eve 2010: party hit a slow point, approached a friend of a friend, cheers-ed him and asked, "wanna go make out?"

wow, that is gorgeous and I would pay good money for a quilt like that! Nice job!

Here to second Dragonriders of Pern! Her Rowan series is fun too.

I like the rosewater toner (really soothing for my sensitive skin) and the chamomile and soap bark face wish, which is nice and thick and tingles just slightly. Of course, their lip balms are great too.

I... I kind of like it.

I *just* watched Emma Thompson in Sense & Sensibility the other night and I am so ready for this!

maybe she could get some pointers from Jenny Slate, 'cause Obvious Child was hilarious

"Go eat a bag of dicks"

politeness... Must be some weird Canadian thing ;)

oh! Whew!

oh bless his little heart

"My apologies for the language"?!

Waaaaay to small. I'm actually kind of impressed she was able to mash them in there.

The dark color really suits her too. She's like a badass goth biker witch and I love it.