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Yeah, I saw the “Oh, boobs just pop out all the time” line and thought that was horseshit. A well-designed, properly fitted dress will not show anything it’s wearer doesn’t want to show. If boobs are popping out of dresses, the dresses are poorly constructed or poorly designed.

Of course this could all be for

Oh God. How many times do you think Ben made her watch each Matt Damon movie?

My father sent a text to me, my mother, and my sister today. It was a picture of a subway ad for those period panties (I forget what they’re called). He said something about it sinking to a new low. I questioned him on it, then proceeded to go into a full on rant about how periods are natural/not gross, about half of

Why are men always asking us to remember that a couple of women have lied about being raped but forget that virtually all rapists have lied about raping someone?

“I didn’t rape her. Want Proof?! Look at this completely unrelated incident, that is in no way similar to mine.” - Dr. Luke.

*This message was brought to you by men, The Rational Gender.


Well.... she’s not wrong. 2 of the most powerful women in music, who use feminism as part of their brand, have said absolutely nothing about a shitshow in their own industry.

Demi is CLEARLY shading T Swift, right?

Because tweeting support for one female artist wouldn’t be complete without throwing another one under the bus.

And how long has it been since she opened her bible?!

I feel like it’s something that stops when you start voting?

It’s not a cuff, it’s a medical brace from too much masturbating.

He’s saying that if you want to cast a black person in a movie, you have to decide that you want a specific character to be black as you write the script if it feels good for the story. But you can’t just cast black people in “regular” roles.

Right. As if casting a person of color in these roles would be like casting an alien or something. As if human beings don’t share many, many of the same kinds of experiences or have the same desires.

I’m one of those people, and will always offer up my window seat if we get someone between us. It’s a gamble, so if you lose you got to pay the house.

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant

brother-in-law, sister, daughter, ex-girlfriend. Cut the insufferable lot and pool all the money for Melissa instead.

But can we PLEASE leave out Luke’s awful brother-in-law? I don’t think I can stand one more scene.

“She’s really fucking busy” = “We didn’t even try because we can’t fucking afford her.”

I don’t care if I’m the only one, I loved Nicole’s outfit! It was much more playful and bright than her usual fare, and it truly stood out on the RC. Of course, it doesn’t hurt that she has a model’s body and the dress is perfectly fitted.