I can only sleep on a bed made of whipped cream, so I get it.

Maybe in season 3 they can focus on a crime that doesn’t fetishize dead/missing women.

When you rubbed your forehead with Jay-Z’s, it seemed like an economical transaction

I’m sorry, but you’ve misidentified this person. That’s actually Dave Rygalski, aka The Only Good Boyfriend on Gilmore Girls.

One of the main points of this article was that not very long ago, women WERE obligated to do domestic work because they were women, and they weren’t allowed to do anything else. Have fun with your bread.

Poor men. Who will give them a voice?

Diversity is key when organizing most panels. When the panel is specifically about women, all women is OK. When the panel is specifically about men, all men is OK. When organizers are allowed to pretend that only men are the arbiters of gender neutral topics, we need to talk.

It’s just not true, though. Market forces have nothing to do with. Women focused films make a lot of money. Putting a woman in a movie increases the audience. There are way more male directed and starring films that flop, but men don’t get penalized the same way a woman does for flopping. It’s sexism, and it’s not…

What could they possibly have against her?? They took the unwashed hillbilly weirdo Bill Bob Thornton over her?

QUEEN

This looks so fucking comfortable.

If you want to dive waaaay deep into the Costuming as Plot Device rabbit hole, check out the Mad Style column at tomandlorenzo.com — it’s pretty amazing.

Queen = Cersei (less wine, more M&Ms)
Kate = Margarey Tyrell
Carole = Not really badass enough to be Lady Olenna, not as boring as Mace Tyrell either

I read “The Da Vinci Fart” in the middle of a meeting and I had an involuntary spit-cackle-spasm that I tried to cover up with a cough and it led into an entire conversation about my seasonal allergies, I don’t even have seasonal allergies

Lupita is perfection.

So does Cersei! I would say Beyonce is Melisandre (they both have great tits and never - okay, rarely - make mistakes), but Melisandre’s such an asshole. Also, who’s Jay? I’m tempted to say Littlefinger because of the rags to riches narrative and “Big Pimpin’.”

debatable

- Wintour instituted a no selfie policy for the Met Gala

Tangential: a lot of you guys probably saw that study that came out a little bit ago saying that when husbands get cancer, their wives stay put, and when wives get cancer, their husbands divorce them. I work in medical malpractice law, and I’m here to tell you, that’s true. Moreover, when there’s a wrongful death,…

I feel bad for kids that are homeless and hungry. This pampered little twit owns a house, for fuck’s sake.