Once, an 8-top of Christians left one of those “Here’s a Tip for You!” pamphlets on my table, in lieu of a cash tip. I was sort of used to this, so I didn’t remark much, just tossed it into the bus tub with the rest of the debris, and a glower.

I’m a little late but here goes. I worked in a Gay Dennys in Arizona and soon after gay marriage became legal, I had the most adorable elderly couple of men, one white, one black. They were seated at the counter and had on these beautiful leis. I asked if I could feel the real flowers and asked what the occasion was.…

That’s a bottle.

Ugh, this wannabe victim. Riding the rape-accusation train to GLORY. Now look at her. She’s got everything! A face with a mouth! College! A mattress! Some people who don’t like this precious male on her behalf! WHAT NEXT?! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO GIVE THIS LIAR NEXT?!

yo, a lilly dress with a nascar jacket over top, on a fat woman, sounds HELLA COOL

From the Simpsons: “These donuts are baked fresh daily... and then several days later we make them available for you to buy”.

I was going to say Colin Farrell bc accent but then I remembered JG’s abs.

martin van buren. easy

Oh Johnny depp... You still have buttonS! You do not need the safety pin—unless you are just getting chubby in which case, dude you need more than one safety pin that's too much pressure to put on just one pin think of the pokey end

So, is this:

Does not surprise me that someone oblivious enough to use the term “race card” thinks pointing out shit like this would require strain.

How about I said what I said for a reason.

Thank god we got Jaqen H’ghar back. So many things GRRM does well but he does like to tease with the fantastic bit characters, then just throws them away!

More sexy reprises I’d like to see in the future? GENDRY! For the love of god bring Gendry back. And then send him along to Arya, girl needs something pretty to look…

For a second, I really thought they were gonna troll all the “where’s the peen?” folks with an up-skirt on Titan of Braavos.

Um...what’s happening with her eyeballs?

Sansa's necklace looks like these plastic things we used to tuck our extra long NKOTB T-shirts into to make a tail on the side.

I’m pretty sure my pupils dilated and my ovaries activated when I saw him in that jacket.

A shitty black dye job, an ugly necklace made of chains and plastic, and a gross, much older boyfriend? Are we sure Sansa’s not a high school junior who works at Hot Topic?

that combined with the scruffy facial hair has like a magnetic power over me

That new jacket on Jaime!!