but they have all died.
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I hit on him when black out drunk at a vampire weekend show and he told me he had to get back to my friends and I should order a water.
This is the best goddamn midweek madness I ever read you do this forever or I will hunt you down and glue your fingers to your iPhone.
“shoppers’ fixation on promotional prices” I see so many brands blaming customers for this! Don’t set your prices so high and then have 30% off all the time if you don’t want us to get used to it.
If I wanted to wear a fur vest, I’d just shave my arm hair.
Remember Season One Harry Crane? The guy who cried after cheating on his wife?
Why is there prayer in government AT ALL? Did any of these people pay attention in Social Studies?
...there’s nothing more emasculating than a woman pulling out her credit card.
God I love when they’re all directly confronted with what inclusion means. If you’re gonna let one religion in, you have to let them all!
That's rich coming from you, MELONS!
Pulling out your credit card is a great way to find out if you want to see the guy again. If he expresses discomfort at a woman paying, then you know you don’t have to waste your time on a second date.
truly they are the congealed grease loaf of the internet
Because he's a perfect mix of manly man and chill hippie.
When you meet people for the first time and they shake everyone in the group’s hand but yours because you are the only woman. Legit they drop the last man’s hand, look at me and then smile and nod. OHHOHOHOHOFUCK THAT I just stick my hand out obnoxiously and wait until they get uncomfortable and have to shake it. And…
That was just the saddest tweet. April Fool’s Day! I deny myself all tasty things so I can be this caricature of a human.
This is what I see:
The character also has the stunning good luck of being portrayed by Kiernan Shipka, who acts circles around most of the people she shares scenes with and is just overall dynamite.
Oh man I owned that outfit from Limited Too
I already contacted my three suppliers from Indiana and told them I could not in good conscience continue to do business with them. Further explaining that while I was upset that my decision would negatively impact their businesses, I would not contribute to the economy of the state of Indiana or their tax coffers as…
Um, if you need to pass a bill to "clarify" a law that you just passed like five minutes ago, that should be a sign that you are all a bunch of dumbasses who shouldn't be legislating in the first place.