Gotta have the obligatory Baseball Episode! Dany's Dragons face off against the Lannister Lions in a match that may (but definitely won't) settle years of rivalry kicked up by the murder of the Mad King. Can Dany defeat her rivals? Will the Lions get the last laugh? And who is this mysterious competitor who has…

Yeah I can't imagine that many book readers are surprised. They were already caught up to a few characters by the end of last season and without a new book in sight it's completely inevitable that they are gonna spoil stuff. Heck, even if GRRM manages to get the next book out before season 6 to avoid some spoilers,…

One time I woke up with a full glass of champagne in my hand. Unspilled. It was delicious.

I was once with two of my girlfriends who are the same age as me, in our mid 20s. And one of them said "It's like my body just NEEDS to be pregnant." And the other one readily agreed.

At one point, she asked if he would consider quitting his job to be a stay-at-home father given how much he wanted a baby. "That just wasn't the plan he had in mind," she said.

Who thought it was a good idea to have two white dudes on a panel about diversity?

Oh yeah, Sartre! Sorry everyone, we're shutting this blog down because Sartre already happened. It was fun while it lasted.

The lady in the Olive Garden lake of marinara sauce has to choose you, then you have to pull a pasta fork from a block of extra hard cheese.

She told me that for some women, they dilate them too fast and they might become … not infertile, but in later cases ... they might miscarry a lot because the cervix might not close up all the way. So I might have a lot of miscarriages if I aborted the baby.

When I got my IUD and they took an ultrasound picture, I almost asked my doctor for a copy to post on my Facebook but then I chickened out. I kind of wish I'd done it.

Conditioner > shampoo

That's great! It always feels good to have someone compliment you when you did something a little different.

I once witnessed a friend's child sob "YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE... AND MY DAY!"

One of my last semesters in college I had let my roommate talk me into renting an apartment at a really weird apartment complex in Austin called the Metropolis which was painted psychedelic colors and housed a lot of artistic and obviously drug friendly people. I was a middle class kid from a small town and a huge…

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

The way to combat so many of the problems breeders give dogs is to get mutts from the pound. We've got a dachshund/terrier/traveling salesman/capybara mix that's just a fantastic dog.

I think she calls him Poopah-Scoopah

at least i have right shark

It amazes me (it doesn't, sadly) that while people may hate Pete they hardly ever attribute it to Vincent's acting abilities, whereas hating Betty means January sucks at her job. Our society in a nutshell.

Can you imagine Joan telling her, "You're not much, so you just be grateful for the attention?" Would not compute.