I like my egg yolks hard so that I can cut around them and not eat them or let that shit ruin the rest of my breakfast foods.

You know Tyra was like, "DAMN everything I touch turns to business GOLD!!!!"

Scrunchies are already back, and "Da bomb!" never left.

Gawd, I knew I would find this in the comments. The fact that it's feminists who are criticizing him the most proves that, once again, feminists are feminism's worst enemies. We say we want allies but I guess by "allies", we mean "silent masochistic punching bags". It's kinda sad when you're just as disgusted by the…

Are people never allowed to grow and evolve in their perspectives? When I was 17-20, I regularly espoused my beliefs that civil unions were fine, being trans was all made up nonsense, that abortion was wrong,and that affirmative action is bullshit.

Damn. You're going to tear something in your shoulder with this kind of reaching.

People of color are expected to conform to white norms, so already they can't "appropriate" them. Cultural appropriation is an assertion of power/dominance. A person of color with a flaxen weave cannot actually disempower the dominant majority.

Because nothing screams dignity like someone taking a picture of you without permission in order to portray your life situation as a dire absurdity in contrast with the product they're trying to advertise.

crab water, gasoline, salt water, vinegar, with hints of citrus and alcohol.

The "literal sense" of throwing shade is the way I'm using it.

That's an important metric - any bartered sex act can't take longer than the actual chore itself.

I can't imagine this working. Washing the dishes has got to be easier than giving a BJ, and takes less time too.

They didn't "go cry to the media," they posted the gripe on their own Facebook page. The media went to them. Because McDonalds is doing a shitty thing.

Psh! Are you kidding? I can't believe that's the way a media relations employee responded! Talk about childish. As someone who works in PR, I'm appalled and wonder how on earth this person even has a job. Expecting someone to work for free, getting called out on it and responding like this? If this is how McDonald's…

You're better than me, because I would've said "bitch, YOU'RE gross and YOU don't wear bras" thereby converting no one.

I lost my dignity in the birthing room.

What an accomplishment to brag about on your car....everyday! *eyerolls so hard my eyeballs fall out onto the floor and I comically kick them away trying to grab them*

I WOULD LIKE MORE NICOLE CLIFFE IN TWEETBEAT, PLEASE.

They brought up the example of breast size as a retort and the woman in question wisely pointed out that breasts aren't meant to fit into something for stimulation, so that's apples and oranges.