I have a friend who refuses to hang out without her boyfriend. I'll make plans with her to get drinks after work and half an hour into it she'll be like, "oh yeah, Pete's on his way." Or she'll mention how he says he's too busy to come out and she's pissed at him. Like, lady, HE'S NOT INVITED. He gets it, why don't…

The sweater stone video makes me want to buy one and then spend all afternoon gleefully de-pilling everything I can get my hands on.

I'm pretty sure what they're saying is "I love food."

You too?! I thought my browser was haunted!

That's an odd comment to make in an article about how his newfound infamy cost him his job. It seems to me this is all working out just peachy.

Erin, your commentary on this is truly delightful.

And her lip color!

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He sounds like a total asshole. Why wouldn't he shake your hand?? Did he never learn any manners?

It's not doing her boobs (WHICH ARE FINE!) any favors either.

So blue states have an A/B average and red states have a D average? Sounds about right.

As a side note, I've been doing some job hunting and have gotten into the habit of checking out potential employers' leadership teams. It is *always* a bunch of middle-aged and older white dudes and maybe you'll spot a woman or a minority if you keep scrolling down.

Why does she suddenly look like Rumer Willis??

Liam, if you need a rebound lay I'm here for you honey.

Here's one that I saved from last year because it looked like teddy bears with giant tits:

Right? It's not like they cheated on their diet and ate french fries. They brutalized a woman and killed a man.

Seriously. It looks like Thomas Kincaid painted her torso.

InTouch should get an A for including that soft-focus, floating Brad Pitt head on the cover.

What are you talking about? I love to get the girls together over brunch to compare sperm exposures! OMG, I'm such a Samantha!

I hope that housekeeper understood plenty of English and went home to her family (and pets!) and told them all about her crazy boss's rantings.