Oh, I see. The reason you like 20-year-olds isn't that they'll put up with bad treatment but because they don't try to analyze your worth.

It's heart breaking :( I want to give her a hug and tell her that there's nothing wrong with her hair or with her.

WHERE YOU'RE EATING: Alone at a park less than a mile from your office. But instead of sitting at one of the numerous picnic tables, you stay in the drivers seat of your twelve-year-old Jeep with all the windows rolled down because simultaneously running the A/C and idling makes it stall out.

I watched my mom deal with this with her in-laws and now I actually avoid reminding my boyfriend of any family obligations. I don't want to set that precedent.

So, Hayden Panettiere... would you say that you're regretting your "Live without regrets" tattoo?

I pay 7% of my income in rent (for a 2 bedroom house in a mid-size NC city that I live in with my bf).

Yeah, I'm with you.

Right?

I'm grossed out by the PDA.

Whoa. That looks like a helluva quad workout! I'd fall over if I tried that.

My brain ran laps around that blurb for several seconds while it tried to process what was wrong with it.

YASS! Thank you!!

Lean in? No, I just leaned back and it fell in my lap!

There are dragons in the Bible?! Shit, maybe I should actually read it.

That's nothing. I once subletted a room in my apartment to a guy who slept on a couch in his room instead of on a bed because, and I quote: "when I wake up in the morning, it's like I'm already up!"

Exactly. That's not innovative. That's gross.

Where did they get those mannequins? They're awful!

Oh shit, I just wanna wear that to the office.

Me too. Probably by myself because all of my friends think they're "too old" for YA fiction. ;)