Right, 'cause it's a shortened version of "because". Like how 'til is a shortened version of "until".

It would be recreational... which is why I'll never actually get a script. I would feel like way too big of a sleaze trying to lie my way into medication.

Sea salt caramel has changed my life. Mmmmmm....

How hard is it to get a prescription for Xanax or Adderall? Those just seem like goods ones to have handy...

Right? What a glutton for indulging in frozen yogurt topped with fresh fruit!!

I don't see an issue with that solution.

Oh, the smushed Zebra Cake at the bottom of one's purse. You were too good for this world, Zebra Cake.

Aw, you got a bunch of responses! Good for you!! It's important to have goals.

Haha, bravo!

"Many of my friends do not like the police," she said.

Zelda for Gameboy is the most underrated videogame of all time. OF ALL TIME.

I kind of can't wait for art deco to come back into fashion in a big way. I better start practicing my finger waves...

I'm not sure why you would be surprised. Jezebel has held this stance in many part articles on hookup culture: http://jezebel.com/hookup-culture/

Yeah, if I never have to answer some inane remark about what I'm eating for lunch again, it will be too soon.

Right. This isn't a "yay we're all going to be able to set our own hours and work from home" kind of trend. This is a "businesses are going to expect the same about of productivity but give their workforce waaaaaay less compensation and reap the profits" kind of trend.

I've done the 8919 before - got an agency that hired me on as a contractor ("but we'll make you an employee after 3 months, it's no big, trust us!") and then fired me after 4 months of me busting my ass in the office to pay their fair share of my payroll tax. It saved me from a $1300 tax bill.

Yup, that's my theory too.

And here I thought the symbol was passive-aggressive whisperfighting at dinner parties.

And I mean, really Sam? You wrote the messages. You released the ravens. You just forgot to ATTACH THE DAMN MESSAGES FIRST.

Lindy is going to be so sad about the lack of Strong Belwas and his tiny vest :(