*whispers*I never wash my bras either...

Oh, Gilmore Girls. It's always good for the warm fuzzies. It's my go-to post-dumped show. I've seen the entire series twice. :(

She always looks so severe. I think it could work if she had Tilda Swinton's whole futuristic androgyny thing going on but Mara's missing the mark.

Why shouldn't the legal system not just fix this simple problem now that it has been brought to their attention?

Oh wow, your God sounds like a swell guy!

101 Jamaicans!

Monica Potter is a mess. And that looks like exactly like something her character on Parenthood (who I can't stand) would pull together for a party with a red carpet.

Nope, that's a "really nice pair" of testicles. Enjoy at will!

for all your party needs

17-year-old rapper Chief Keef is being sued for child support by a middle schooler in Chicago.

Kris Dumphries has not signed the divorce papers and when Kim K texts him to make an emotional plea to end the dramz, Kris will text back, "Who is this?"

"The Lord moves in mysterious ways... (The Lord is what I named my rack.)"

Off to the app store!

I love Jezebel articles that make me realize I'm not a weirdo / terrible person. I'm not a weirdo / terrible person for not remembering every person that I've had sex with. Yay!

Mine hurt like a bastard. But being guaranteed baby-free for 5 years was worth it and I plan on getting it replaced when it expires this fall.

At 3?? Who's even teasing her, she's not old enough to be in school!

hipster [is a] a giant social asshole to everyone who really could care less about their consumer consumption.

Just thought about some of my friends and realized you can even scratch the "under 40" part.

At this point, "hipsters" include anybody under 40 who likes anything trendy.