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Fuck it, eat cake? Preach.

Not ideal. But at least now I know I'm not alone in furtively plucking them off. I'm not a hairy weirdo!

Sorry, I saw an opportunity to tease and couldn't resist!

This may come as a shock, but as a mammal (unless you're some sort of super advanced dolphin dexterous enough to type) your WHOLE BODY is covered in hair!

Right? You don't have to kiss for us! We don't want it!

Dita von Motherhumping Teese just casually acknowledged the existence of nipple hairs. Wow. THANK YOU.

Pretty sure nobody is stopping Ann Romney from showing up at Bloomingdale's (or whatever diamond-encrusted store on a yacht that billionaires shop at) and buying whatever the hell she wants.

I want to kidnap Bella Heathcote's makeup artist and have him do my eyeliner everyday forever.

Yes! I hate this dress and you perfectly summarized why.

I can't believe they didn't make the obvious chocolate tie-in.

Yes. Enough of these scenes, enough of these articles, and things will change.

Did you guys click that last link in the article because OH MY FUCKING SHIT.

No one is surprised by their behavior. In fact, we're all too familiar with it. But instead of just accepting that men get to act like this, we make them see that this kind of behavior isn't cool, and isn't going to be tolerated.

I wish that our entertainment choices were a little less heavy on the "laughing at ladies acting like stereotypes" and a little heavier on stuff that's actually funny, like jokes. Paradigm-upending, insightful, reality-mocking jokes that clever human beings wrote.

"Please marry me, I have tens of thousands of dollars in student loans and no plans for paying them off!"

As an atheist, it's heartening to me to see that there are people in the church who think outside the typical conservative religion box. :)

But... how many Mormon feminists are there? Like, sixteen?

Ooooh, how very Hunger Games!

All the latest fashion magazines and trash rags, a good sound system that I can play Spotify through, ample mimosas, luxurious slippers, and a masseuse.

White gloves and flip flops?