If only he were as choosy about his plastic surgery.

Ah, thanks! I was looking for this!

I heard it was almost 100 degrees there the other day.

Okay, so now can we stop trying to make bandeau tops happen?

I think maybe you're confused about what Victoria's Secret sells?

It's getting harder and harder to resist the urge to stalk Emma Stone, find out where she lives, and steal all of her clothes under the cover of night.

buds!

I was thinking the same thing. She's gorgeous and that picture is not doing her any justice.

But... but... Jezebel is pink. SO CONFLICTED.

Do your fucking homework. Being smart and getting good grades may seem like social suicide now, but this is just four stupid years of your life. In the following decades your academic accomplishments and the doors they open can give you more social status than getting invited to some cheerleader's party ever could.

Right. Plus, I'm willing to bet that even in female-dominated professions, when you get to the top level of the hospital, or school system, or what have you, it's mostly men in the C-suite.

End of white people! Watch us all fade away like those pictures of Marty's family in Back to the Future!

To sleep your way to the top as a man, first you'd have to find an industry where there are lots of women in positions of power.

I would strongly encourage you to tell your female friends about his activities, especially if they also live/socialize around him. Public shame is the best tool we've got for dealing with these creeps.

Wow, I'm glad you know to keep an eye on this guy. I would strongly encourage you to tell your female friends about his activities, especially if they also live/socialize around him. Public shame is the best tool we've got for dealing with these creeps.

I posted this to my Facebook. Feel free to copy+paste.

Yay! Walrus party!

From the fifth paragraph:

Oh, I get you. And I don't think your discomfort is an invalid feeling at all.

Schadenfreude is a little different than judging.