Well there's also, "you think forever is bullshit ... You have a hard time reconciling your politics with what you see as a deeply problematic institution.... (Or, you're just an atheist.)"

10. You legitimately just don't want to get married.

Wait... am I the last person to figure out that "bath salts" was just a street name?

YES. I second the "filler dating".

Perfection.

You are a smart lady.

I'm adding his name to all the Women's Rights petitions on Change.org.

That's a fantastic idea. I'm off to add him to some right now!

If all white men procreated only with minority women, then in a generation there wouldn’t be any white men. Worth it?

Oh god, what is his right hand doing?!

"you should realize your mother doesn't care about hurting you"

Thank you! This is the second recap I've read an neither one (nor the comments) have pointed that out.

Wouldn't his Mormon beliefs prevent him from appointing a woman to anything besides the Department of Homeland Baking?

plus...

Taddeo is a subversive, observant, female Bret Ellis circa 1988

Also, just asking for raise doesn't mean you get it. It's likely that some portion of people in charge of approving raises react differently to a man asking for a raise (what a career-driven go-getter!) and a woman asking for a raise (what a selfish harpy!).

The author isn't arguing that this character should have been depicted choosing to get an abortion. The author is arguing that abortion should have been brought up as an option, because that's what would have happened in the real life equivalent of this situation.

If they were clothed, he could have determined they were prostitutes from their "I'm a hooker!" name tags.

Right, and after the VA Tech shootings everyone was like, "omg how come this guy, who'd proven himself to be a sociopath, was still allowed on campus?!"

I guess they're also not allowed to watch TV shows that depict any of these activities.