I wish our legislative body could stop thinking about what goes into and out of vaginas long enough to make some actual progress towards fixing the economy. Christ, it's like herding horny cats.

I think Alice is a beautiful name! And yes, it's old - if by "old" you mean "not the same name as three other girls in her class".

There was an article in this month's issue of Bust that covered this artist. (I'm so glad to see it covered on Jez!) I believe she did say that she has a history of disordered eating, so your observation about bingeing is probably spot on.

She's got those *crazy* (in a good way) blue eyes.

I would watch Joseph Gordon-Levitt in anything.

Yeah, I'm sure that everyone doesn't feel the same way I do. But I know when I'm shopping, if something's out of reach the first thing I do is step back and question whether I *really* want it. Usually the answer is no.

I already emailed him. My missive ended, "For shame."

I'm just going to leave this here...

Tyra's obstetrician: "Are you crowning, or smizing with your vagina??"

And Dr. Drew's face pulls up to reveal.... Dr. Drew's face!!

Does she actually cook her own food? I assumed she has people for that.

If it turns out to be fake, it doesn't necessarily mean she faked it.

not to mention the tugging of your short hairs... O_O

No kidding. Do you think that kind of shit is going to ingratiate you to any future employer?

I use "Cheers" but only with folks I've had prior (casual) communication with. My default is "Thanks" unless it doesn't make sense in context, then I just use "Best" or "Regards" or nothing at all. And yeah, "Sincerely" always seems awkward.

Faking an orgasm? There's an app for that.

Same dif. Everyone knows New Yorkers are the elitiest of the elite. ;)

Ugh, resumes are for phoneys. ;)

I was an unwavering pug over terrier supporter, but then your picture reminded me of boston terriers and I was conflicted!

That was my takeaway. Wait, so somebody had a party that didn't end up with everyone getting laid? Uh, so what?