Also, she's way pregnant - so hopefully she's not buying drugs.

I unsubscribed from The Simpsons on Hulu just a couple weeks ago, after an episode about Homer becoming a pick-up artist and Marge letting her hair go grey and becoming COMPLETELY UNDESIRABLE (the horror).

Well, yes. But that doesn't make for a very good joke. ;)

The day my significant other asks me for a pink pass is the day they get a pink slip.

That movie was such a piece of garbage. The "hall pass" itself was the least offensive part of the whole thing.

They said she dressed older than her age, wearing makeup and fashions more appropriate to a woman in her 20s.

"Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can't get a job, and if it weren't for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have health care."

I so, so love that Jennifer Aniston hair-do grid. Hot damn, that's hilarious!

Breast feeding and circumcision aren't really comparable. Circumcision involves parents making a decision about the baby's body for the baby's health; breast feeding involves the mother making a decision about her body for the baby's health.

Maybe someday there will be museum tours of Mariah's house, and visitors will crowd around the doorways of roped-off rooms oooh-ing and aaah-ing over the craftsmanship that went into making all those thousands of (what I can only assume are) gilt butterflies.

Too bad he's talking about acting in "No Strings Attached". That movie looks like a hot pile of vom - in that its every plot point and "joke" seems regurgitated from earlier crappy rom-coms.

My college roommate had these kind of mini seizures too. Her eyes would glaze over and she'd start talking jibberish. It's a scary thing. That's what this sound like to me.

Being Lady Gaga - and always having to top your last over-the-top appearance - must be exhausting.

Oof. That's just embarrassing.

Ooooh, I like this new Dirtbag layout, it's much more readable.

Gaga's "rock bottom" just sounds like a fucking killer Saturday night.

I'd ban it for being dumb.

@coffeeclutched: Ugh, yes. And why are they all touching each other? It's so awkwardly posed.

Damn, Harry is definitely the hotter brother. He is adorable.

I'm excited to see this movie, but I'm waiting until it's on Netflix so I can watch it *ahem* alone.