@MissBuckyC: Oh man, I would watch a Wes Anderson stop animation version of Wizard of Oz. I would watch it SO HARD.

@dirtybee: I wonder if Angelina, with her husband and six kids, ever longs for Jen's life - i.e. some peace and freedom.

@ChkChickBOOM: I think she looked flawless in that dress. (And that Michelle Williams' dress objectively looked like garbage.)

@PrettyPrettyPrincess: That dress has no redeeming qualities, aside from the fact that it's being worn by Michell Williams. It's just terrible; looks like something from Deb.

Can I trade my mom in for Julianne Moore? I want to look that good at 50. Or like, now.

Michelle Williams, girl... what, what, WHAT are you doing??

@MadFab: It's gorgeous. And the little bag helps keep the whole look dainty.

I'm a little confused re: the Holly/Hef/Crystal love triangle.

OK, Weather. Now you've gone too far.

..."I know you are felling the same heat, if not much more on this," Beck said he wrote.

If this is the price of public service in America, we're doing something very wrong.

She's been detained by police, although it's unclear what her punishment will be.

Remember that video of Alf spitting the N-word? Steve Lamar — associate producer on Alf for three years — says: "You're talking about 20 years ago when the world was not so ridiculously PC. Anyone that's offended needs to lighten up already." Wow, you mean it was okay to say the N-word 20 years ago? Fascinating.

@newkidpresh: 1) And then TWEET ABOUT how awesome their gift was. Keep it classy, Hef.

@erika: That's 'cause one year in European woman time is like, seven years in American woman time.

@SubvertAParadigm: I heard it was really just her bottled tears.

@tattooedjunecleaver: Carrboro?

@Morning Gloria: And you simply *must* dot a little concealer on any bitterness. It takes years off!

@TopLevelExecutive: God I hated that Jen Lindley character. SHE WAS SO WEEPY. ALL THE TIME!

My favorite anecdotal evidence is anecdotal evidence drawn from fiction!