He had a doctor wearing a lab coat and.... a stethoscope for some reason! It was very suspect, I have never seen a doctor dressed like that outside of a medical establishment.

We have to outlaw Christmas first. Then, complimenting your kids. Then we force all white men to get gay married in the Satantic Chirch. Priorities, people!

Chaos and Clothes isn’t really the most...positive song I would hope a friend would write about me. He’s pretty much describing a self-destructive man-child who won’t grow up and live up to his potential.

Because what, addicts are bad people? Pretty shaming of you.

Columbus, Ohio. Bird Mural wall in a park:

Levitated? Maybe “Bracketed and Visibly Heavily Supported Mass Wedged Between Concrete.”

wait......the LOVE statute is a philly landmark. i had no idea there was one in nyc

Ugh, I WISH we had a pink wall. Instead, we have this fucking shit:

So close to Slow’s BBQ mmmmmmmmm

#DetroitVsEverybody

Fuck you though. Traverse City t-bags just about every other summer vacation destination in America, ditto most of the L. Michigan and Superior shores. Look for my middle finger next time you fly over, knob.

This is my nightmare for when I become a parent; that I will make some throwaway comment that I forget about that sticks with my kid for yeeeears. Because I know that feeling and it is fucking heartbreaking.

Thank god she’s a pretty, white, thin blond woman. She would have been called, numerous terrible names by now if she wasn’t.

You’ve got 26 unanswered friend requests

honestly, except for the weird wording, that was a good response.....I don’t know what to do right now....