I was on my way to a mediation once, and my co-counsel told me the opposing attorney looked just like Ryan Gosling. I thought “whatever” because people never really look that much like celebrities, and I don’t think Ryan Gosling is all that cute anyway. But this attorney DID look JUST LIKE him, and was incredibly…

Haha April Fools so funny, the jezzies all loved it.

a Pennsylvania-based photographer who specializes in photoshopped portraits with deceased family members.

That looks like a different human.

a cinematic interpretation of my face reading this

Some much needed advice for the rest of the day:

I think he just wants us to post nudes of Ryan so he can work things out about a man who makes him feel things...

Sorry I just wanted to see more of him without a shirt.

*googles ‘how to report a hate crime’*

COUNTERPOINT:

You think we’re too stupid to realize when you’re baiting us Deadspin Dude?

i trust no one that allows their hair to be in their face while exercising

My favorite part was when she fell on her face.

do you think Taylor says the N word when rapping along with Future

I’m not saying that haircut makes it look like it’s her turn to bring the cookies to the next PTA meeting, but I'm also not saying it doesn’t.

It’s simple, really.

1/2 situations in which Men use the toilet require the seat to be down (unless you shit standing up, which...is just impressive)

2/2 situations in which Women use the toilet require the seat to be down.

Therefore 3/4 times the toilet seat needs to be down.


edit: holy fuck people I’m not saying Men…

There are so many celebrity active wear lines and I just don’t get the point. Nike, Champion, and Under Armor are getting my money, not Kate Hudson and Beyonce. This stuff is supposed to be sweated in, not flaunted.

Are you really trying to give a toddler credit for “being CEO”? Seriously?

This article glosses over the most important part of the whole music video:

This is the worst kind of Internet comment. To take time out of your day to express how much you don’t care about something. But in this case it’s an absurdity because this post is a link to her music. It’s available for you to listen to ^ right there. So you’re just intentionally being uncultured. Ariana Grande is…