Wow she really can not dance, like at all. She makes Katy perry look like Britney Spears 

Chaos and Clothes isn’t really the most...positive song I would hope a friend would write about me. He’s pretty much describing a self-destructive man-child who won’t grow up and live up to his potential.

Dude, turning 30 is awesome. You get to give so few fucks.

You’re right, why would anyone who’s well-traveled and has the means to live somewhere understated away from douche nozzles choose somewhere like Michigan?

Meh, not really important but Loft generally is pretty well known for taking advantage of vanity sizing. so a 6-8 in Loft is prolly more a 10-12.

Was this man Buffalo Bill? Was he trying to shove you into the back of a van?

fucking ew.

her butt makes me feel not so bad about my own!

uh

i have no idea who anyone is. I thought that was Lena Dunham’s bf and now I am so confused

I remember when Jimmy Kimmel was getting married and the big gag at the wedding was Gabourey Sidibe (sp) showed up in a wedding dress and pretended to walk down the aisle... and it was SOOOOO FUNNNNY. You know, because she’s a heavy black lady, and not the very tiny white woman Jimmy was ACTUALLY going to marry.

If only actresses would pass on the boring characters written for them until finally someone realized they needed to write something of substance!

I thought they announced they were re-engaged last week?

My fiance went out to buy me tampons the last time I needed some and he bought scented ones bc I didn’t tell him not to. He saw them and was like, OoOo these sound fancy, and she DOES smell nice!

“Men don’t sexually objectify women, women do that all on their own”

I am going to throw a wrench into all of this. Looking at Kim’s IG, she has a photo of the exact same hairstyle/outfit in a photo posted with Jonathan Cheban 5 weeks ago.

So, he was worth 100 million but that doesn’t necessarily mean he had that much. I’m curious what that amount is.

Fairly recently I was walking to the train on my way to work. The sidewalk wasn’t that narrow, but the man walking toward me deliberately ran into me as hard as he could, pushing me into a fence. This wasn’t the first time I’d been assaulted on the sidewalk in Chicago, but it was so invasive and I felt violated enough…

“As a black American, slavery is part of my history, but it is by no means all of my history.”

Nah.