what happened here?

Thanks! :)

Thank you! Congrats to you too!

OoOo - that sounds beautiful!

excuse me?

how is a pittsburg monday different than monday anywhere else

what dark, desolate corner of Earth do you live in that you’ve never experienced ABP?

One of my best friends looks so much like Winnona that it kills me. Being friends with her beginning the early aughts - when she had a pixie cut - was the worst because every single dude was in love with her.

But these things happen to me too and I'm white - and well dressed. Should I take offense?

I don't know if it's worth anything, but I am asked all the time if the cashier can keep things by the register, and I am a white lady.

Oh my goodness — that is crazy! :)

thanks! :)

Thanks so much! I never thought I would be so excited about a ring.

I got engaged a month ago - I knew I wanted a yellow stone ( what can I say, I fell in love with J Lo’s canary yellow engagement ring, NOT EMBARASSED) but I knew I wanted something non-traditional. I could not be happier.

Oh god please keep this story away from my fiance’s hopelessly single friend who FB stalks his crushes and thinks that “liking” statuses means that they want to fuck you.

I may be a cynical asshole, but the whole thing felt forced to me. I don’t know, but had I experienced a miscarriage the last thing on my mind would be to make a youtube video.

What can you even say about a culture we live in when the first reaction is to go to YouTube to talk about the miscarriage you’ve JUST experienced? Why couldn’t they have given time to grieve before making the announcement?

*nannies.

Many MANY moons ago (I think it was the early aughts) I attended a concert in which Lenny Kravitz opened for Aerosmith, and the very first thing Steven Tyler says when taking the stage was “isn’t that a sexy motherfucker?”

Plastic surgery works wonders.