My fiancé thought it would be cute if we ran together. He is an on and off runner, I fucking despise it - but I bought the fancy shoes to make him happy and I tried it and I fucking hate it. I use my fancy shoes for when I go on my old-lady walks around the neighborhood (in yoga pants, in hopes people will think I…

Ugh I did a Skype interview for the first time with a panel of folks - the entire thing was awkward and I never heard back. :/

I’m 31 and pretty much all the dudes I know in their 30s seek out ladies in their 30s - with the exception of my fiance’s 32-year-old best friend who went through a bad breakup a few years ago and has been determined to exclusively date mid-20s women, who want nothing to do with a kind-of dorky semi-balding newspaper…

I just picture 12 year old dudes typing furiously, dong in hand. I really can’t think of any other explanation for entire threads being dedicated to how Rachel McAdams’ ass looks IN JEANS. Like, really?

I sometimes read IMDB and the True Detective message board (ugh, WHY do I read it. I must really like being angry) was full of hopeful neckbeards masturbating at the idea of Rachel McAdams being part of the orgy - although let’s not give them too much credit, there are plenty of them that DON’T want to see her naked…

My fiance claimed to be feminist when we first met - and soon realized he didn’t really understand what it fully meant. I mean, I was into him just because his mind was open enough to already have considered himself feminist. There were just some outerlying issues that (to be fair, a good number of liberal leaning men…

So dumb. I totally know fat vegans.

I went to an awesome wedding that had a food truck, but they also had smaller stations set up where people could get their own small plates. The food truck was for chicken and waffles (pretty easy, kept the line moving pretty quick) but there were sliders and other finger-foods set up.

I am the last in my family to get married and my brother just got married two months ago, so my family is a little burnt out. Fiance is the oldest in his family and I think his family secretly wants to have a big party, so who knows how it’ll end up!

UGH - I’ve been emailing venues asking for rates for an “event” or “reception” - and I get emails back saying CONGRATZ ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT. It’s a trap. they’re trying to get you to admit that you are indeed having a wedding and it’s the biggest crock of shit.

omg - my fiance LOVES bbq and is hoping that I’ll agree to having it at our wedding. I srsly want to have the party that fits us the best (I mean that in the least obnoxious way possible I swear) so we are probably going to have bbq and fried chicken from our favorite spot.

My future MIL has told my fiance to let me do whatever I want for the wedding. Amazing, right? Except that getting him to weigh in on things has been difficult so far (to be fair, we are in the midst of career changes and moving out of state and wedding shit keeps getting pushed to the back burner).

I am a bridesmaid in a wedding that set a wedding date 2.5 years after the engagement. So annoying - especially that the bride (who decided she doesn’t care what the bridesmaid dresses look like) is irritated that we haven’t bought our dresses yet. Really?

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ugh his face looks like a fart tbh

ugh, dudes are so weird. I had be facilitating the marriage talks for at least a year before my fiance proposed - during that time he was like, “i want to spend the rest of my life with you” and i was all “THEN PROPOSE FOR SHITS SAKE ALREADY”. And he didn’t seem to understand why other people were skeptical of his…

Yes! Are you me?

nah it sounds more like a Thing Hippies Do.

AHHHHH. The exes that “like” your relationship activity. SO WEIRD. I had one ex like our engagement post on fb, but he’s had three exes send private “congratulations on the engagement” messages, which I think is super weird.

men are stupid and he probably thought she would take it as a compliment, is my guess.