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oooo - my sister had a broken engagement and he gave his wife the engagement ring he had given my sister. So tacky.

...then why not just break it off before beginning a new relationship with someone else? I think the real issue is that anyone would rather cheat and make it unnecessarily painful for the other person.

Seriously. My fiancé is a national reporter and the difference in ethics and understanding of general writing between a real reporter and the “reporters” who work for Gawker media is hilarious. And they are always so indignant, and typically wrong.

oooof you have all- around shitty taste, that is impressive

hahahahah Rob Bliss went to my high school and graduated with my brother. He’s such a piece of shit. Everyone in Grand Rapids can’t stand him.

I know that these ladies are supposed to be in the early 20s but how do they always look mid-40s?

My fiancee will totally compliment my brows because he knows I have come a long way in my brow skills. He also compliments when I have a really great top knot. It’s cute!

Denzel is a notorious cheater

I was under the impression that toward the end she wasn’t doing that well financially - was there really anything to gain from her performing horribly and basically ruining her self worth?

I call it Butt Whole Foods

yea, I have never heard anyone like “those are just so-so bosoms”.

please tell me you are making fun of ca pinkham and his vitriol for anyone who disagrees with him.

dudes. DUDES. Imma let you in on a secret - dill pickle juice in guacamole. You’re welcome.

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This exactly - I really don't get why people fuss so much over celebrities - yea, they are REALLY good looking, because it's their job.

“paging Nick” - oh man. I worked at store 5 - we were always told to keep an eye out for black kids with duffels.

why do people do this “where i work rhymes with this” thing? no one cares and no one knows who you are

i mean... you could have gravity-defying boobs with plastic surgery, too.

lol.

I was snooping through my ex bfs email once (i know it’s terrible and I would never do it again but I was young and positive he was cheating and he was) and I came across a gchat with his female coworker - lamenting on the fact that he didn’t care about me that much and that he wished he could put my personality in