SAMESIES. Only I got a lot of bitchy girls in my class that would say things like “wow, your sisters are so pretty ... you don’t really look like them”. Which is hilar because now we all look very alike, but I definitely have my own distinct style while they are more middle of the road. I went through a very awkward…

what a motherfucker!!

why are you here

My mom used to say shit like this allll the time. “you’d be so much prettier if you lost a few pounds!” I secretly think she was the source of my sister’s eating disorder, because although she has always been teeny tiny she came home during her freshman year of college and had gained maybe 10 pounds and my mom pointed…

hooooooly shit. wow. I gasped at that one.

She is the type of person that thinks of a one-liner and puts it in her pocket until she has the perfect opportunity to use it, even when it’s no longer relevant. So - Selma came out what, 6-7 months ago and people talked about race because of it?

I hate shoes because I have size 10 feet and they are wide and finding shoes that are comfortable is near impossible. I will literally wear a pair of shoes into the ground.

The interview itself is ridiculous. During FMK they both announce the person they would fuck is Alexandra Daddario. Not at all pandering to readers .

In a way I guess it’s nice because if they have something I like but didn’t know about - I can probably find it for less with a quick Google! buuuuut it basically defeats the purpose of being on Gilt in the first place.

Ugh - I thought season one was the worst when Jimmy died but I swore I would not finish the series when Richard was killed.

also who is Danny Huston?

Jack Huston - Boi-oi-oi-oing.

Yeah there was a lot of indication that there was supposed to be a thing between her and Piper and Alex - like, I interpreted that to mean she was involved with both of them and not just used to make Alex jealous - so I was like wat

well

This reminds me of when I a website like Gilt or Hautelook with prices slashed - sometimes I’ll google whatever it is that I’m interested in and can usually find it cheaper somewhere else or it will end up never having cost as much as first listed.

oh man - do I ever wish we could.

especially the last few years - fall has been so mild! I’m not about to get all Laura Ingals Wilder because it gets back to 50 degrees ( like today ) .

woooof. :/

hahaha - no, her fiancee is actually an only child ( with the most extreme case of only child syndrome I’ve ever been witness to). It would be funny though because I haven’t known many groomzillas.

Kind of unrelated but still wedding and uncle related - like ten years ago at my sister’s wedding I had brought a guy I had made out with a couple of times as a date. He hit it off well with my family and everyone thought he was great - until the night of the wedding when everyone had hit the booze a little too hard.…